Monthly Archives: April 2014

The Embarrassment Never Ends

I wrote last week about how I embarrass my daughter.  So, in fairness, I will share a story about how my mother STILL embarrasses me. Please take a moment to feel my pain and my embarrassment My mom broke her … Continue reading

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Teenaged Embarrassment

I believe I was put on this earth to embarrass my daughter. It started when she was 9 years old and she is now 18 years old. I am still very good at what I do. I saw the signs … Continue reading

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Breaking Up With My Hairdresser

I need to break up with my hairdresser. We have been seeing each other for five years. We get along really well. We like the same TV shows and we like the same sports teams. We have the same sense … Continue reading

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Dinner and a Drag Queen

On a recent trip to Florida, my college roommates and I decided to spend our last night in town at a restaurant that had a dinner show. But this was not an ordinary dinner show … our waitresses were drag … Continue reading

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Old Friends

I have to preface this story by saying that my friend Sean is the kindest person you could ever meet. He used to be a Catholic, then a Buddhist and now he’s a Hindi. He used to be a drug … Continue reading

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Gary and Gail

Last November, I went on a cruise with my family, my brother’s family, and my mom. I have the good fortune of really liking my sister in law, Julie. In fact, all relations aside, I would choose her as a … Continue reading

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